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4 people were in a plane,Rudi Juliani,Bill and Hilary
Clinton,and Colin Powel
Rudi threw  all the taxes out the window and said "there
that'll make people happy.

Colin Powel trew out millions of dollars and said" there that
will make alot of people happy"

Then they both looked at one another and threw the
Clintons out the window and said " there now everyone is
happy!


                           from    ZAC_FL_APOLLO
                                        50 BUCKS AND GRAVE

GRAVE AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR AND
EVERY YEAR GRAVE WOULD SAY,"ESTHER I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO RIDE IN
THAT AIRPLANE" ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED "I KNOW GRAVE BUT THAT
AIRPLANE RIDE COSTS  50 BUCKS, AND 50 BUCKS IS 50 BUCKS!"
ONE YEAR GRAVE AND ESTHER WENT TO THE FAIR AND GRAVE SAID "
ESTHER IM 85 YEARS OLD IF I DONT RIDE THAT AIRPLANE NOW I MAY NEVER
GET THE CHANCE!" ESTHER REPLIED , "GRAVE THAT AIRPLANE RIDE IS 50
BUCKS...AND 50 BUCKS IS 50 BUCKS"
THE PILOT OVER HEARD THIS CONVERSATION AND SAID , "FOLKS ILL MAKE
YOU A DEAL,  ILL TAKE YOU BOTH UP FOR A RIDE AND IF NIETHER ONE OF
YOU SAYS ONE WORD THE ENTIRE FLIGHT THEN I WONT CHARGE YOU, BUT
IF YOU SAY ONE WORD THEN ILL CHARGE YOU 50 BUCKS"
BOTH GRAVE AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT
THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF TWISTS AND TURNS..ROLLS AND
DIVES..............HE DID ALL HIS TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL
NOT A WORD

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO GRAVE AND SAID, "BY GOLLY I
DID EVERYTHING I COULD, EVERYTHING THAT I COULD THINK OF TO GET
ONE OF YOU TWO TO YELL OUT BUT NOTHING"

TO WHICH GRAVE REPLIED" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN
ESTHER FELL OUT BUT .....50 BUCKS IS 50 BUCKS!"


                                                                 FROM               LOD_ CHAD
OH OK NOW "GRAVE" HAS ONE......ARE YA READY THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

OK GET READY TOO LAUGH YOUR "SIXES" OFF!



HERE IT IS............CHAD IS A GREAT PILOT!................AH HA HA HA HA HA

                                               [PAYBAKS LOLOLOL]

                                                          FROM         ZAC_SD_GRAVE
FROM ZAC_KEV
HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE?
SHE TURNED THE FAN OFF ON HER
HELICOPTER CAUSE IT GOT COLD!
FROM      UNKNOWN
A PAIR OF AIRLINE MECHANICS   [DRINKING BUDDIES] ARE IN A  NEWARK AIRPORT
HANGAR WHERE THE RUNWAY IS FOGGED IN AND THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO. "GEEZ"
SAYS ONE OF THEM, "I SURE WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO DRINK!"  "ME TOO!" , SAYS THE
OTHER," YOU KNOW I HEAR YOU CAN DRINK JET FUEL AND GET A REAL BUZZ, LETS GIVE IT
A TRY!" SO THEY PROCEED TO DRINK JET FUEL AND GET BUZZED, THEY HAVE A GREAT
TIME LIKE ONLY DRINKING BUDDIES CAN. THE FOLLOWING MORNING THE FIRST ONE
WAKES UP AND IS EXPECTING TO HAVE A REAL BAD HANGOVER, BUT TO HIS SURPRISE HE
FEELS FINE. JUST THEN THE PHONE RINGS..ITS HIS BUDDY THE OTHER MECHANIC, HE
ASKS" HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" "I FEEL GREAT!" SAYS THE FIRST ONE. "NO HANGOVER AT
ALL!" " AND HOW ARE YOU?" HE ASKS THE SECOND ONE. " I FEEL GREAT TOO!" REPLIED
THE SECOND ONE. "WOW THAT JET FUEL IS GREAT! WE NEED TO DO THAT MORE OFTEN!"
SAYS THE FIRST,  TO WHICH THE SECOND REPLIES."YEA BUT THERE  IS ONE THING....HAVE
YOU FARTED YET?" " NO" SAYS THE FIRST.."WELL DONT!" SAYS THE SECOND..." I'M IN
PHOENIX!"
FROM     ZAC_KEV
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
AFGANISTANS NATIONAL BIRD IS?
DUCK!

FROM      UNKNOWN